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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:05
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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No way
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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